4000 VIEWS, Presidential lolz

I kinda fell off the face of the planet for a bit, But I glad to see random people viewing it, averaging about 100 views a day now. and 4100-ish views last time I checked. But it literally made my day to see that my view count had double since I last checked it, even though its like 30 minutes into the day. but what ever.
And its May and its still kinda of cold here. Global Warming my ass Al Gore can't do anything right. So anyone else from Utah skiing is open till Memorial Day so I might go skiing and swimming in the same day.

So in other news Obama has officially released his Birth Certificate. And he is a US born citizen. WELL DUH. its one of the requirements to be president. You don't think the government doesn't do a background check on candidates. If it were a white guy no one would have even questioned it. The guy could be from the UK and no one would are if he were white. British accent and all. Oh he just spent an extended period time there. Ya birth to age 20. then he decided Hawaii was nice that time of year. No but Donald Trump had to get his panties in a bun and say oh this black can't be american, well looked at his middle name HUSSEIN. Obvious terrorist connections. Even though were still in their homeland blowing up their buildings. This is payback bitch, over 2000 dead here well lets get over 9000 there, and then steal their oil. teach you to mess with a america.

lol south park

But already I eated it

Baby LOLs

Hello world will start doing a bi-monthly release. This post is dedicated  to my sister Christy that is 3 months pregnant. and she is scared and excited. And about every other emotion some feels when they go through that. I'm certainly glad I'm not a female because I liken child birth to peeing out a coconut, or a watermelon if your baby is fat. I was a tiny baby I weighted like 5lb and came out a whole month early. Several doctors are surprised that I lived the birthing. anyways nuff said, you are not here for my life story but lols

BABY LOLS

  I love the last one 

Alternate Universes

I glad to see that my crappy blog has picked up views, 1200 views XD not a lot but it is definitely a start.
and I've received mostly positive feedback, thank you all. and this is the beginning of a better blog in the future. I have some design ideas for the site that I will be working on in the next couple of weeks. to better the user experience, and hopefully make me some god damn moneys.
I know you've all heard about the quake in Japan but unfortunately I have some bad news for the West Coast if the US, between nuclear fall out and possible quakes in that area. I'm certainly worried because Utah also has a large fault running a mile from my house. hope a chain reaction doesn't knock that one active


XD on a lighter note this month I present Alternate Universes that you might not wanna be in

Cookie Monster Is no longer addicted to Cookies, but is now addicted to Meth

Zombie Apocalypse in the Mushroom Kingdom

 Kira is now the host your kids favorite TV show Blues Clues

As always Comment, Complain, Concur, or to just shout random Obscenities down in the comments section. follow me or Kira will kill you XD

Oh God, where art thou?

If you can't laugh at one group of people if you can't laugh at yourself, that being said. Christians this all satirical. so If you are offended please comment, so we can laugh at your comments. :P

 For no man can do these miracles that thou doesn't , except God be with him. Fucking Miracles thats how they work

. Lord Jesus Chirst In his great mercy he has given us new birth. Come on Dad, You got to get better bandwidth

For God So loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. If there is a god I'm certainly going to hell cause I find the bible funny

I RAFF, I RUSE?

Rules are simple you laugh you lose you, If you win you gain GOD MODE
three rounds to battle to obtain your goal
ROUND ONE FIGHT

Teen Pregency, thank god theres a solution

ROUND TWO

FACE THE the wrath of WATERMELON HEADSHOT

IF you made it this far you are a truly broken person, or seeking to obtain GOD MODE

FINAL ROUND
FIGHT

Questions, Comments, Complains,  and yes follow meh, plux. Let me know if you achieved God Mode