Thursday, September 8, 2011

Together to the Top

It's been a long time since my last post; I'm glad to see that my blog is still gathering views on its own. Its late I'm tired so this post will be short. I've been working on a project for Team Valot. as Co-Editor for our project. Together to Top the idea originally formed by critically acclaimed members of the World of Warcraft community Athene and Swifty. What we want work is to get Together to the Top in both real life and in the WoW world. Hope you enjoy our video we are in the works of our second video and we have achieved 100 plus subscribers so we will open our next video with what we promised

Monday, June 27, 2011

More Alt. Universe esrevinU

So Hello again world, to everyone here that is still alive. anyways; if you wanted to read something funny. read a book I enjoyed as a kid the "Captain Underpants". or are books supposed to be underlined. Well one thing is for sure, if you're reading this you can tell I failed English class. and life in general. nah just english. nah both whatever I'm rolling deep into unprescribed dose of an prescription. which will kill me faster by taking one or two years off my life. Well the last two aren't that great anyways. Mr Reaper take those years away from me.

    The fate of one of the greatest adventures in the world. Unfortunately while he on the intoxicated by poison mushroom: A mushroom he took little too often. Mushroom Kingdom Bureau of Intoxicants and Fireballs say He crashed his kart in pipe and was ejected from the vehicle into a piranha plant; and his legs were eaten by piranha Plant during the 150cc Star Cup due to being under the influence of PM. the MKBIF is investigated both the other drivers and the Star Cup tracks for foul play and safety issues
Ring Ring... Bad news what did you this time Vader?...... What do you mean the death star was blown up by a couple of F-ing teenagers.....its floating down to Endor? Ok good my parachute idea wasn't useless..... Instead of a parachute they put BALLOONS!? Is this a JOKE... Order that the engineers to jump out of the death star with their freaking balloons
 Paid double if you work on the half destroyed death star

Friday, May 20, 2011

Epic Car Chase

I've been watching Dexter lately great show btw if you haven't seen it go watch that instead reading this. "A likeable Miami Police forensics expert moonlights as a serial killer of criminals whom he believes escaped justice" (IMDB) which is based off the books by Jeff Lindsay; Darkly Dreaming Dexter setting the stage for the first season one. But I asked myself well "Why are serial killers so well... happy" So in a sense I told myself well live like a serial killer. And you'll say wait WHAT!? let me explain I don't personally condone killing anyone, unless its about survival kill or be killed scenario. But sometime in your life you want to live out your dreams. You want to live out your fantasies. And why are serial killers so happy with their lives. Because they fullfill there inner most desires; engage their sick fetishes; and take control of their lives. That is something some of us can only dream about.

And one thing that has crossed my mind is how cool would it be in a epic car chase.
And this lady did what I would never have ever attempting to  

Friday, April 29, 2011

4000 VIEWS, Presidential lolz

I kinda fell off the face of the planet for a bit, But I glad to see random people viewing it, averaging about 100 views a day now. and 4100-ish views last time I checked. But it literally made my day to see that my view count had double since I last checked it, even though its like 30 minutes into the day. but what ever.
And its May and its still kinda of cold here. Global Warming my ass Al Gore can't do anything right. So anyone else from Utah skiing is open till Memorial Day so I might go skiing and swimming in the same day.

So in other news Obama has officially released his Birth Certificate. And he is a US born citizen. WELL DUH. its one of the requirements to be president. You don't think the government doesn't do a background check on candidates. If it were a white guy no one would have even questioned it. The guy could be from the UK and no one would are if he were white. British accent and all. Oh he just spent an extended period time there. Ya birth to age 20. then he decided Hawaii was nice that time of year. No but Donald Trump had to get his panties in a bun and say oh this black can't be american, well looked at his middle name HUSSEIN. Obvious terrorist connections. Even though were still in their homeland blowing up their buildings. This is payback bitch, over 2000 dead here well lets get over 9000 there, and then steal their oil. teach you to mess with a america.

lol south park

But already I eated it

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Baby LOLs

Hello world will start doing a bi-monthly release. This post is dedicated  to my sister Christy that is 3 months pregnant. and she is scared and excited. And about every other emotion some feels when they go through that. I'm certainly glad I'm not a female because I liken child birth to peeing out a coconut, or a watermelon if your baby is fat. I was a tiny baby I weighted like 5lb and came out a whole month early. Several doctors are surprised that I lived the birthing. anyways nuff said, you are not here for my life story but lols


  I love the last one 

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Alternate Universes

I glad to see that my crappy blog has picked up views, 1200 views XD not a lot but it is definitely a start.
and I've received mostly positive feedback, thank you all. and this is the beginning of a better blog in the future. I have some design ideas for the site that I will be working on in the next couple of weeks. to better the user experience, and hopefully make me some god damn moneys.
I know you've all heard about the quake in Japan but unfortunately I have some bad news for the West Coast if the US, between nuclear fall out and possible quakes in that area. I'm certainly worried because Utah also has a large fault running a mile from my house. hope a chain reaction doesn't knock that one active

XD on a lighter note this month I present Alternate Universes that you might not wanna be in

Cookie Monster Is no longer addicted to Cookies, but is now addicted to Meth

Zombie Apocalypse in the Mushroom Kingdom

 Kira is now the host your kids favorite TV show Blues Clues
As always Comment, Complain, Concur, or to just shout random Obscenities down in the comments section. follow me or Kira will kill you XD

Monday, February 21, 2011

Oh God, where art thou?

If you can't laugh at one group of people if you can't laugh at yourself, that being said. Christians this all satirical. so If you are offended please comment, so we can laugh at your comments. :P
 For no man can do these miracles that thou doesn't , except God be with him. Fucking Miracles thats how they work

. Lord Jesus Chirst In his great mercy he has given us new birth. Come on Dad, You got to get better bandwidth
For God So loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. If there is a god I'm certainly going to hell cause I find the bible funny