Friday, October 29, 2010


Rules are simple you laugh you lose you, If you win you gain GOD MODE
three rounds to battle to obtain your goal
Teen Pregency, thank god theres a solution
IF you made it this far you are a truly broken person, or seeking to obtain GOD MODE

Questions, Comments, Complains,  and yes follow meh, plux. Let me know if you achieved God Mode 

Monday, October 25, 2010

Its that TIME time

Breaking News... stuff you will find the say to your friends Have you seen this!? Have YOU heard about this!?
Pandas cute, lovable, and sneezing.... EXPLODING

Ya really really stupid, I know I know I know, I chuckled a little... Back to serious business noaw, But still cute and cuddly pandas, I laugh everytime I see this Its a hilarious bunch of commercials for Panda cheese in which a very quarrelsome yet totally silent panda bear demonstrates what will happen to you if you don’t eat Panda cheese.
You Mad bro, cuz if didn't know better I'd say you're mad.
Comments, Questions, or just plain Obscenities will do,  but rly follow meh. for every follow I save one panda, or I just mean i won't kill one jk jk  and ONE more thing video unrelated, 
Danger looms in your future; What you listen to cookies. Never mock the cookie

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Rainbows, HA HA WOOOOW what does it mean!!??

So there is pressing subject plaguing the news lately and its RAINBOWS, well actually its old news but, Its still funny... I'm not talking about gay rights here, although inequality is definitely "plaguing" our news. my stance on this is of course just f***ing legalize it already, I mean COME ON for realz. This man knows what I'm talking about
This gay rights activist know what I'm talking about. This guy well has his fair share to say about rainbows actually, and heres actual video footage of him discussing intel pertaining to well rainbows

This is a pressing issue it would appear that our nations leaders, have a thing for rainbows, don't believe me. ask Stalin. this is actual Stalin Propaganda from World War 2
To further understand this rainbow phenomena, we have to ask ourselves about how the creation of rainbows, a question brought to our attention, to idiot friends ICP, they say "f***ng rainbows how do they work" against popular belief that rainbows due to light separated and reflected off of water molecules. rainbows have their true origin, the souls of dead unicorns, that have turned into clouds,
as you will see here
And Here as a Cloud, and yes sadly a dead unicorn
OF course I barely scratched the surface of rainbows, cuz there are pictures out there that will put these ones to shame.
Comment let me know how I'm doing so far, my one goal is to one day make you lol your face off

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Drunken Fighting, tips and stuff

I highly recommend not get involved  In any conflicts while drunk; but if you are drunk, and someone is picking a fight. This is I what recommend doing, Try to resolve the situation calmly, use your words very carefully. because this may be the calm before the storm. Speak as clearly and comprehensible as possible, misunderstandings can and probably will often get you knocked in the face. Try apologizing even if you don't mean it. and keep a calm tone. If its gotten to the point where you can't resolve this peacefully with words
There is a couple things to remember
1. Never underestimate your opponent, they may be a drunken master
2. Assess Your Surroundings: If you know you are outmatched your environment is key, to either getting out alive, or possiblly turning the tides
3. Establish Dominance: if you do they may be might leave you alone because no one wants to get hurt, to do this grab a weapon of sorts, a beer bottle, or a chair, And be loud a boisterous. Act crazy if it looks like you are going to be the only one to get alive. Then you have control of the situation
4. Them being drunk may be to your advantage. being drunk makes them clumsy. Go for the legs, make them fall to the ground you have instant control of the situation
That is my advice, comment let me know you think it will help, or if it plan stupid and will get your ass handed to you on a silver platter

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Come here and get LOLS

HI world welcome to I lol'd my face off, beta. Inspired by a very funny, very NFSW pic. that I won't post.. I wanna keep this site PG-13, so I don't have to label this a mature content site. but if this blog gains popularity, I will make another site, a verry verry very similar site, with that mature content that is very funny but not suitable for children,
Today I will show you what you can do, So Ninja can NOT catch you, I know what you're thinking if you run into a ninja you're pretty much p0wnd. but I, myself being ninja master. will present to you now the skills to NOT be caught by ninjas
Ninjas can't catch you if your power level is OVER 9000
note: you may need to be Goku for this
Ninjas can't catch you if you have an army of fire zombies at your command
Zombies very useful, because unlike the living they don't need a 401k plan or Insurance, or monetary payment. I have a contract with a pig farmer, so leftovers are payment for the zombies. He had a Ninja problem, so I took care of it for him. 
Ninjas can't catch you if you just surfed a Robo Dracula from the Moon
How do you think I got my fire zombies. YA, this guy.

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