Oh God, where art thou?

If you can't laugh at one group of people if you can't laugh at yourself, that being said. Christians this all satirical. so If you are offended please comment, so we can laugh at your comments. :P

 For no man can do these miracles that thou doesn't , except God be with him. Fucking Miracles thats how they work

. Lord Jesus Chirst In his great mercy he has given us new birth. Come on Dad, You got to get better bandwidth

For God So loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. If there is a god I'm certainly going to hell cause I find the bible funny